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my 18 year old brother while standing in the ocean: there's so much water

balitosisx:

courierkiki:

These are some techniques I use when I’m having a panic attack.

I’m no expert, but they seem to help me out, so maybe they’ll help you out too.

Just seeing this makes me want to cry.

When did my life start feeling like it was more than I can handle?

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 


ask-blood-soaked-pancakes:

ROMANO’S FUCKING VOICE OMG

thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

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kirschtein-relatable:

kisu-no-hi:

midorieyes:

“You can’t just slap Shingeki no Kyujin’s OP onto everything.”

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I DON’T FUCKING

THIS VIDEO IS THE DEFINITION OF “CHALLENGE ACCEPTED”

IM CRYING THI S IS THE BEST THING

(Source: excelsagas)

I can’t even suck on a dick mint.

ladyskorpia:

KARKAT: !@#$%^&

KARKAT: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, SHITWAD?!

SOLLUX: *cough* 2uck…iit…

Sollux, you diick.

phemiec:

Flight Rising is open for registration until 5 today by the way you should all join it’s fun it’s like Neopets but you can breed dragons and it’s more baddasssss.

celenewashere:

powderedbuns:

candy-dragons:

candy-dragons:

HELLO NEWCOMERS! DO YOU LIKE VERY GREEN DRAGONS? IF SO, I WILL SEND YOU A VERY GREEN DRAGON

(SUPPLIES LIMITED)

(TO SPECIFY, IF YOU ARE A NEWCOMER AND WOULD LIKE A VERY GREEN DRAGON, PLEASE REBLOG WITH YOUR FR USERNAME)

:0 glowingBunny

celenegoood!

xenri!

rubee:

sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

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(Source: pocula)

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yasminnxsimonee:

madeupmonkeyshit:

you know he dead after the last girl

Yagadoo

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mya-the-butt-touch-octopus:

godoftheroads:

GUYS

THE WHOLE VERSION CAME OUT

i dont care whether you’re into homestuck or not, everyone needs to see this beautiful piece of animation

(Source: orangevelyn)