Homestuck went on hiatus yesterday what happened



Homestuck went on hiatus yesterday what happened
I don’t really get Strider family things.
Like when people make out Bro and Dave as a really sappy family thing with tears on the first day of school and stuff like that
when Bro literally tried to throw baby Dave off the roof of their building
GUYS LOOK WHAT I DID
I DON’T EVEN KNOW THEIR NAMES YET HAHAHAHA BUT I AM REALLY PROUD OF THESE SPRITES, ESPECIALLY SINCE THE GIRL IS MY FIRST EVER SPRITE AND THE GUY IS MY SECOND
ALSO THEY ARE MOIRAILS WHICH IS WHY HIS JEWELRY HAS HER COLOR ON IT

I KNEW IT
I FUCKING KNEW IT
THE ONE TIME, THE ONE SINGULAR TIME
THAT I HAVE A SOLID, HONEST, TRUE HEADCANON
IT BECAOMES CANON
CANNONOCULAR
SUCK IT
SUCK
IT
And the JohnMeenah shippers go wild.
First audio file ahahahaha
please excuse the noise the microphone makes and the fact that it’s so quiet, I had to choose between this and the laptop mic that makes my voice sound all crackly and broken.
What if instead of using the blur or the pixels or the black boxes to censor TV, they just covered the faces of people whose identity are hidden with faces of fandoms.
John Egbert is abusing his dog while his sister Dead Winchester has run off with her boyfriend, The Doctor.

Oh hey look, something I drew.
Once upon a time, there was a skype group, and at one point, the topic got turned to different Homestuck AU’s and fics, one of which being Aquariumstuck. Now I had no idea what Aquariumstuck was at the time, but loved what it sounded like and thus this piece of shit was born. Enjoy.
So made this AU (okay, I’m not the first person to think of the KIND of AU, but these are my original ideas and designs and such) where the Lusii are trolls.
But, not like they have been since forever, like they were regular lusii, then they died, and then the mod (me, obviously) comes and acts all fairy god mother and POOFS them into trolls.
I have a few things made of them already:


Aaaaand a comic thingy

I made these for the AskAUstuck intropost, which hasn’t been completed yet, so they’re supposed to be vague and such.
My question is: Should I make a separate ask blog for these guys? Would any of you be even interested in seeing this? Do any of you think it would be interesting for other people?
Headcanon: The Felt aren’t like carapaces with a hard shell and everything. They’re actually really solf. Like softer than skin, but not really fabric.
I saw a picture of Gamzee on one of those ads that has the enticing title.
I’m pretty sure it was porn.
And guess what the enticing title was.
“Most Guys Will be Afraid to Stay Alone After This”