I honestly don’t understand when people say they just “hate kids.”
“They’re disgusting, they scream, they are the bane of humanity, I never wanna have them ever”
Like GASP that came from a woman’s UTERUS?? WITH BLOOD AND EVERYTHING?? Eww no keep that thing away from me, I think I’m gonna barf.
GASP a living being doesn’t know how to express it’s distaste for something with no knowledge of most of the words in any language or any way to structure those unknown words other than to go on instinct to get that parent’s attention that NO, they DO NOT LIKE THAT BEING SHOVED IN THEIR FACES or NO THAT REALLY REALLY HURTS!!! Ugh, just shut it the fuck up man, take it outside and give it a lillipop or something, it’s ruing my steak.
GASP it wants more juice???? No, you greedy, glutenous asshole, you’ve already had 3 cups, GOD, I cannot keep taking you to the bathroom, I have friends to text.
What did you expect, a few days of breastfeeding, then the baby hops up with a top hat and cane? “I thank you sincerely for bringing me into this world, mother and father. From now on I will be living in an apartment of my own and will raise myself. I imagine you never want to see my disgusting face again. I completely understand and will not seek you out for any advice or comfort and connection that is literally essential to my survival. Ta-ta forever!”